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Blindfolded Mario 64 Speedrunner Almost Breaks WR But His Facecam Said Nah

Oh my God. No, because this actually hurts. You ever feel secondhand pain so bad you gotta just sit there and process? Yeah. That’s what happened here. Speedrunner Bubzia—aka, a literal gaming wizard—was on the run of his life. The blindfolded 70-star Super Mario 64 world record was within reach. Everything was lining up. History […]

Relic Just Announced Earth vs. Mars and Br This Game Looks INSANE

Oh my God, stop whatever you’re doing and listen up. Relic Entertainment—yes, the Company of Heroes people—just decided to go full unhinged mad scientist and dropped a new game announcement: Earth vs. Mars. And y’all… this ain’t your grandpa’s strategy game. Humans? Boring. Hybrid Abominations? Now We’re Talking. Alright, so picture this: Martians have been […]

Marvel Rivals Devs Got Snapped—Seattle Team Wiped Out, NetEase Says ‘Don’t Worry’

Oh my God. Y’all ever wake up to straight-up nonsense? Because this is nonsense. Marvel Rivals just crushed it with 20 million downloads since launch—like, insanely successful—so what does NetEase do? Fires the entire Seattle design team. HELLO? Congrats on Your Success, Now Get Out Thaddeus Sasser, the game director, hops on LinkedIn like: “My […]

TF2 Modders, Y’all Eating Good—Valve Just Dropped the Full Client and Server Code!

Oh my God, y’all are NOT ready for this. No, like, I swear to God, come here now now. Valve just pulled the most insane move and dropped all the Team Fortress 2 client and server game code into the Source SDK. ALL OF IT. Every last bit. Like, this ain’t your basic Steam Workshop […]